About Me
No, she's the worst thing that ever happened to me, sure, but the best thing that ever happened to you, because she brought my best thang out of my pants and into the open air, to deliver it to you! Then, you accepted it so gracefully, by getting down on one knee and proposing to me with a vibrating engagement cock-ring!I'm going to lick your entire body clean!Will your throat marry my semen?Kate Upton with a banana 🍌 shooting milk from above, all over her faceKate Upton, with an eggplant 🍆 over her, shooting milk all over her faceKate Upton, with a giant banana 🍌 towering over her, and the banana 🍌 is shooting milk all over her faceTyra Banks and Opera Winfrey, with a giant banana 🍌 towering over them, and the banana 🍌 is shooting milk all over their facesHello 💕how are you doing,can I ask you a question 🙋♂️Beyonce's booty twerkingWe should be tweaking and geeking all fucking weekend, instead of eating and ing! We should be tweaking and geeking all fucking weekend, instead of eating and ing! Don't eat don't just tweak and geek, Don't eat don't just tweak and geek, We should be tweaking and geeking all fucking weekend, instead of eating and ing! We should be tweaking and geeking all fucking weekend, instead of eating and ing! Don't eat don't just tweak and geek, Don't eat don't just tweak and geek!